When the stars no longer twinkle

and the moon has polka dots…

When kitty cats are friends with rats,

and cows are astronauts…


When a nickel buys an airplane

and pigs know how to fly

When apples trees grow cottage cheese,

and “hello” means “goodbye”.


When Ford attaches fenders

of their cars with Elmer’s glue…

Then and only then, sweetheart

will I stop loving you.