They’re God’s creatures and I wouldn’t be mean
but when it comes to cats, here’s the thing;
I don’t like them… have no doubt,
so if you have free kittens, count me out.
I like dogs, and horses too.
Goldfish, elephants, and even you,
Zebras, lions, tigers, muskrats;
but I’m telling you… I don’t like cats.
I don’t like preachers who point and yell,
People who don’t take baths and smell.
I don’t like Judge Judy, ties or hats,
and read my lips… I- don’t- like- cats!
I don’t like mice laid at my door,
Cat hair on the furniture, bed, and floor.
Don’t let them rub against my leg.
Keep them far away, I beg.
They are sneaky, selfish, smelly & spooky.
Crazy, lazy, cocky and kooky.
Many have them, according to the stats,
but read my lips…. “I Don’t Like Cats”.
