When the stars no longer twinkle
and the moon has polka dots…
When kitty cats are friends with rats,
and cows are astronauts…
When a nickel buys an airplane
and pigs know how to fly
When apples trees grow cottage cheese,
and “hello” means “goodbye”.
When Ford attaches fenders
of their cars with Elmer’s glue…
Then and only then, sweetheart
will I stop loving you.