Two Birds In A Bush

 
They say a bird in the hand
is better than two in a bush,
but not the way I see it..
when shove comes to push.

 
Bird poop is, if you don’t know,
a yucky, gooey stink.
That’s why better in a bush…
don’t you really think?

 
Let them poop in bushes
that are very far away.
In a hand – is not that grand..
That’s all I have to say.