My Two Timing Wife

I have a two timing wife,

but I love her anyway.

She’s sorry that she has to have that name.

Sometimes she gets real mad,

and it really is quite sad

That she has to play the old two timing game.

I find as I get older,

my hearing’s getting worse

I’m always asking, “what?”, which brings her strife .

She repeats a second time,

In a louder voice sublime,

And that’s why she is my sweet two timing wife.