Meenie & Moe & Mistletoe

Eenie, Meene, Minie & Moe

all stood under the mistletoe.

Eenie kissed Meene,

Minie kissed Moe.

Meene got mad

‘cause she loves Moe.

Minie told Meenie,

with a glow,

“A kiss is bliss

under mistletoe.”

Meenie said, “Minie,

maybe that’s so,

but Moe’s my beau

and I know you know”,

then she shot them both

by the mistletoe.

Minie survived,

but surely you know

this jingle is over

‘cause there ain’t

no Moe.