In the very beginning
when God made woman and man,
He realized some were smarter
and devised a glorious plan.

 
He gathered the intelligent,
and to tell them from the rest,
made them all left handed
to identify His best.

 
So when you see a lefty,
please give your due respect,
and try not to be offended
by their greater intellect.

 
Don’t fret if you’re right-handed,
even though there is no cure,
God still loves you greatly…
He just loves lefties more.

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